I'M SORRY.
Saturday, January 24, 2009
The Mail Isn't A Month Behind... IT'S ME
I'M SORRY.
Sunday, January 18, 2009
Dear People...
Monday, January 12, 2009
In Honor of the NEW Bachelor
Jason is amazing, he's sweet, cute, funny, hot, and HOT!!! But some of the past Bachelors have been pretty fantastic too...
Who's your favorite PAST Bachelor????
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
YEP, I'M STILL RELISHING!!!
It means nothing because the BCS has no credibility. Florida? Oklahoma? Who cares? Utah is the national champion.
The End. Roll credits.
Hey, remind me: What do they give out for one of those BCS things anyway? It's been so long since I cared. Something from Sears? This is the sixth year in the past 10 that the title has been in dispute under this cash-grab, fan-dis, monopoly that the BCS has created. Which is why the title game just doesn't matter anymore. It's like being named Miss Ogallala. Or Best Amish Electrician.
Just take a look at the teams that think they're worthy of being called national champs:
USC? Great year. Wonderful. Let's all go to SkyBar and celebrate. But it lost to Oregon State, a team Utah beat.
Texas? You think beating Ohio State by a nubby three points gets you the title? The Big Ten was 1-6 in bowl games! That's like pinning David Spade!
Florida and Oklahoma? They lost. Utah never did.
So that's it. Utah is the national champion. The Utes should probably have two now, actually. They went undefeated in 2004, too, and their coach still thinks they were the best team in the land. Smart fella named Urban Meyer. Coaches Florida now.
By the way, we're calling our title the "national" championship because it actually includes the whole nation—all 119 Division I schools—unlike the BCS, which includes 66. Yeah, the BCS somehow eliminated the middleman—the NCAA. The conferences these schools play in take their dump trucks full of cash straight from the TV networks and fairness can go suck a lemon.
"This is not how we normally do things in America," says Utah president Michael Young. "In America, quality usually wins, not conspiracy. And there's a reason people usually enter into a conspiracy. It's money. You make money doing it. And those that are in on the conspiracy want to stay in and keep everybody else out."
Sure, BCS blowhards will hand you schlock about how the college football season is like a playoff, how it's an elimination tournament every week. Really? Well, how come Florida and Oklahoma weren't eliminated with their losses? Utah ran the table, beat everybody set in front of them, including Ala-damn-bama in no less than the Sugar Bowl, and gets the bagel.
Oh, by the way? It was Utah's eighth straight bowl win, the nation's longest streak. Among the losers during that run? Let's see USC, Georgia Tech, Pittsburgh, and now the legendary Houndstooth Hats.
"What else do we have to prove?" asks Utah's magical quarterback, Brian Johnson. Good question. He and the Utes essentially whipped Alabama at home. Handed Nick Saban a garlic necklace to wear the entire off-season. Stepped on his team's neck 21-0 in the first three possessions and never looked back. Let's see. Who was it that was losing to Alabama until nearly six minutes into the fourth quarter? Oh, yeah. Florida.
What, you want the Utes to win a spelling bee? Make a prize-winning souffle? Knock up Angelina Jolie? What?
It just slays me. It really does.
Call Myles Brand, president of the asleep-at-the-wheel NCAA, and ask him if he and his greedy presidents are going to stand in defiance of president-elect Barack Obama, who wants a playoff and wants it yesterday.
Ask Brand what he's going to do if Obama starts asking the Justice Department to look into anti-trust hearings against the BCS. The Utah Attorney General has already launched an investigation into that very thing. Or ask him what he'll do if Obama asks the Department of Education to consider withholding federal funds from these schools that have entered into this secret club called the BCS. You don't think playing in the title game means millions in general-fund donations for a school? That's as unfair as anything Title IX fought against.
Lemonades for everybody!
Monday, January 5, 2009
2009 FINALLY!!!
It's been a long week, but a good one.
Monday night I had dinner with my cute friends from the old hood. It was super. I sure miss Jess not living here. But luckily I get to see Kri a lot, and Kate everyday, Beth... Not as much. We should do that more.
Then I hung out with my NEW HOOD friends, who always come with LONG and GREAT chats! I'm a little too old to stay up til 4am chatting about life though. Monday was great! Friends are the BEST!!! Especially when they find you ACT II mini bags! Thanx Erin.
Then Wednesday the brother and I hit the road on a little adventure. We left from Lehi, UT at 9:30am and finally pulled into Buttonwillow, CA at about 9pm. We rang in the NEW YEAR a couple hours early at the Homeland Inn (TRASH INN) we watched Robby Madison's New Years jump, witch was awesome. (watch the video)
Thursday morn, we were up EARLY and headed to Taft, CA to see the DAD at camp. Which was so awesome. Both Dustin and I had our expectations, and we were pleasantly surprised to find we had nothing to worry about. Dad is doing good, working hard, and is grateful for all of your thoughts, prayers, letters, and support. We had a great 7 hour visit that day. Then "Judy" lead is to the local mall! Brother is so good to me, he let me spend over an hour in the Sephora! That's love!!! Or maybe he knows I'm in a bad place and really needed it. Either way, I'm appreciative. Then we met up with coach and stayed at a much better hotel in Bakersfield, ahhh!
Friday we went back to the camp and spent a couple more hours with the dad. And then HAULED to George to watch the game, making it just in time for kick off!
THE GAME, I can't right now find words to blog about that game while still giving it the honor and respect it deserves. Let's just say... WOW, I'm so freaking proud to be a UTE! Not as proud as the guy that raised 1800 bucks to get to the SUGAR BOWL probably is, but close. HERE'S MY GAME HIGHLIGHT SLIDE SHOW...
Now, Saturday... I'm riding in the car while we log over 1400 miles in 3 and a half days. I've had lots of fun this week, but I'm really looking forward to going back to routine. I'm also looking forward to the party Tuesday for the Brother. He's moving to George Wednesday... If you wanna come to the party Tuesday email me.
Happy New Year!!! I hope 2009 is better than 2008 for everyone. Especially me, I know I'm selfish!!!
LOVES
PS- Here's the LAME PHOTOS of our Road Trip...