The Mail Isn't A Month Behind... IT'S ME

Happy Late Christmas!

For those of you who received a Christmas card from me IN December, you are among a rare few. Apparently when I printed labels my computer made the decision who got printed and who got deleted. So I kept meaning to finish the rest of them, because I HAD TO, I had already put the stamps on them! So, by the time I FINALLY got around to finishing them I had forgotten most of the list I had sent them to, SO, If you got one in December... YAY! if you Just got yours, don't worry your mail carrier isn't a moron, so YAY! If you just happened to be one of the few who probably got 2, SUPER YAY! AND, if you didn't get one... Better luck next year.
I'M SORRY.

Thanks for your understanding,

and I am totally fine if you want to make fun of me about it for a year.

Dear People...

I have many emotions in my life right now, one of those I would like to discuss is FRUSTRATION. I am very easily frustrated at this intersection in my world. I also am very very abstracted and find that I want to know how my friends and family are doing, so I read your blog. I know, I am not a very good friend, sister, daughter, neighbor, nail person, cousin, niece, etc. right now. TDB, I've got nothing to give for the time being, if you saw my house you would completely understand that it's not just you that's being neglected... I apologize!!!! Really I DO! It just is what it is... I promise it will be better soon, I have LOTS of HOPE for "BeTtEr". This divorce nonsense is enough to put anyone over the edge. (If any one has suggestions, tips, tricks, a free cleaning service, an overflowing and generous bank account, time to chat between 2-5am, the desire to sit and watch my DVR'd shows with me, or a hot rebound date... LET ME KNOW! ALL of the above would be great... NOW I'M DIFFUSING! Sorry, back to my original point. I can only know how your lives are going through your blogs... SO FIRST, update them! SECOND, I changed my email and you privaters need to INVITE me!!! HURRY, do it now! (colep83@gmail.com) ThIrD, If you are not on my blog lists and you read my blog I think it's only fair that I get to read yours! Leave a comment so we can be dysfunctional blog friends since that's what I am capable of right now. Agreed?!

Thanks for letting me vent and broadcast my my life and tactless thoughts. Thanks for still loving me while I'm in survival mode... Peace out!

In Honor of the NEW Bachelor

Jason is amazing, he's sweet, cute, funny, hot, and HOT!!! But some of the past Bachelors have been pretty fantastic too...

Who's your favorite PAST Bachelor????

YEP, I'M STILL RELISHING!!!

Check out this article... Not by a Utah journalist, but on ESPN! Freakin AWESOME!!!

Some gifts people give are pointless: Styling mousse to Dick Vitale. An all-you-can-eat card to Kate Moss. The BCS Championship given to Oklahoma or Florida.
It means nothing because the BCS has no credibility. Florida? Oklahoma? Who cares? Utah is the national champion.

The End. Roll credits.

Argue with this, please. I beg you. Find me anybody else that went undefeated. Thirteen-and-zero. Beat four ranked teams. Went to the Deep South and seal-clubbed Alabama in the Sugar Bowl. The same Alabama that was ranked No. 1 for five weeks. The same Alabama that went undefeated in the regular season. The same Alabama that Florida beat in order to get INTO the BCS Championship game in the first place.

Yeah, that's how it is now in the shameful, money-grubbing world of college football. If you're Florida and you beat Alabama, you get a seat in the title game. If you're Utah, you get a seat on your sofa.

Hey, remind me: What do they give out for one of those BCS things anyway? It's been so long since I cared. Something from Sears? This is the sixth year in the past 10 that the title has been in dispute under this cash-grab, fan-dis, monopoly that the BCS has created. Which is why the title game just doesn't matter anymore. It's like being named Miss Ogallala. Or Best Amish Electrician.

Just take a look at the teams that think they're worthy of being called national champs:
USC? Great year. Wonderful. Let's all go to SkyBar and celebrate. But it lost to Oregon State, a team Utah beat.

Texas? You think beating Ohio State by a nubby three points gets you the title? The Big Ten was 1-6 in bowl games! That's like pinning David Spade!

Florida and Oklahoma? They lost. Utah never did.

So that's it. Utah is the national champion. The Utes should probably have two now, actually. They went undefeated in 2004, too, and their coach still thinks they were the best team in the land. Smart fella named Urban Meyer. Coaches Florida now.

By the way, we're calling our title the "national" championship because it actually includes the whole nation­—all 119 Division I schools—unlike the BCS, which includes 66. Yeah, the BCS somehow eliminated the middleman—the NCAA. The conferences these schools play in take their dump trucks full of cash straight from the TV networks and fairness can go suck a lemon.

Do me a favor. Call Ohio State president Gordon Gee and ask him why he won't support a playoff. He's one of the most powerful presidents in the NCAA. He could get it done. If he says anything other than, "We don't want to share the loot" then you know he's lying his bow tie off.
"This is not how we normally do things in America," says Utah president Michael Young. "In America, quality usually wins, not conspiracy. And there's a reason people usually enter into a conspiracy. It's money. You make money doing it. And those that are in on the conspiracy want to stay in and keep everybody else out."

Sure, BCS blowhards will hand you schlock about how the college football season is like a playoff, how it's an elimination tournament every week. Really? Well, how come Florida and Oklahoma weren't eliminated with their losses? Utah ran the table, beat everybody set in front of them, including Ala-damn-bama in no less than the Sugar Bowl, and gets the bagel.

Oh, by the way? It was Utah's eighth straight bowl win, the nation's longest streak. Among the losers during that run? Let's see USC, Georgia Tech, Pittsburgh, and now the legendary Houndstooth Hats.

"What else do we have to prove?" asks Utah's magical quarterback, Brian Johnson. Good question. He and the Utes essentially whipped Alabama at home. Handed Nick Saban a garlic necklace to wear the entire off-season. Stepped on his team's neck 21-0 in the first three possessions and never looked back. Let's see. Who was it that was losing to Alabama until nearly six minutes into the fourth quarter? Oh, yeah. Florida.

What, you want the Utes to win a spelling bee? Make a prize-winning souffle? Knock up Angelina Jolie? What?

It just slays me. It really does.

Call Myles Brand, president of the asleep-at-the-wheel NCAA, and ask him if he and his greedy presidents are going to stand in defiance of president-elect Barack Obama, who wants a playoff and wants it yesterday.

Ask Brand what he's going to do if Obama starts asking the Justice Department to look into anti-trust hearings against the BCS. The Utah Attorney General has already launched an investigation into that very thing. Or ask him what he'll do if Obama asks the Department of Education to consider withholding federal funds from these schools that have entered into this secret club called the BCS. You don't think playing in the title game means millions in general-fund donations for a school? That's as unfair as anything Title IX fought against.

Until all these people do the right thing, I'll be celebrating with the true national champions—the undefeated, untied Utah Utes. (Our new slogan: Utahk about a team!)

Lemonades for everybody!

-Rick Reily

2009 FINALLY!!!

It's been a long week, but a good one.

Monday night I had dinner with my cute friends from the old hood. It was super. I sure miss Jess not living here. But luckily I get to see Kri a lot, and Kate everyday, Beth... Not as much. We should do that more.




Then I hung out with my NEW HOOD friends, who always come with LONG and GREAT chats! I'm a little too old to stay up til 4am chatting about life though. Monday was great! Friends are the BEST!!! Especially when they find you ACT II mini bags! Thanx Erin.

Then Wednesday the brother and I hit the road on a little adventure. We left from Lehi, UT at 9:30am and finally pulled into Buttonwillow, CA at about 9pm. We rang in the NEW YEAR a couple hours early at the Homeland Inn (TRASH INN) we watched Robby Madison's New Years jump, witch was awesome. (watch the video)

Thursday morn, we were up EARLY and headed to Taft, CA to see the DAD at camp. Which was so awesome. Both Dustin and I had our expectations, and we were pleasantly surprised to find we had nothing to worry about. Dad is doing good, working hard, and is grateful for all of your thoughts, prayers, letters, and support. We had a great 7 hour visit that day. Then "Judy" lead is to the local mall! Brother is so good to me, he let me spend over an hour in the Sephora! That's love!!! Or maybe he knows I'm in a bad place and really needed it. Either way, I'm appreciative. Then we met up with coach and stayed at a much better hotel in Bakersfield, ahhh!

Friday we went back to the camp and spent a couple more hours with the dad. And then HAULED to George to watch the game, making it just in time for kick off!
THE GAME, I can't right now find words to blog about that game while still giving it the honor and respect it deserves. Let's just say... WOW, I'm so freaking proud to be a UTE! Not as proud as the guy that raised 1800 bucks to get to the SUGAR BOWL probably is, but close. HERE'S MY GAME HIGHLIGHT SLIDE SHOW...

Now, Saturday... I'm riding in the car while we log over 1400 miles in 3 and a half days. I've had lots of fun this week, but I'm really looking forward to going back to routine. I'm also looking forward to the party Tuesday for the Brother. He's moving to George Wednesday... If you wanna come to the party Tuesday email me.

Happy New Year!!! I hope 2009 is better than 2008 for everyone. Especially me, I know I'm selfish!!!

LOVES

PS- Here's the LAME PHOTOS of our Road Trip...

Lately in my life...

Earlier this month the Fam and I went to Temple Square, which for my mom I will say it was a BLAST! Thanks mom!!! Really it SUCKED! Not for any reason except that the "Holiday Traditions" this year were not what I would call great... But I did get SOOOO SPOILED this Christmas, Thanks to Family, Friends, Secret Gift Givers, and Awesome Worker Friends!

Last weekend TYLER and AMBER FINALLY GOT MARRIED!!!

YAY 'NEW' KUHN FAMILY!!!

All the cute boys, they were excited for Ty.

All the Kuhns, even the NEW one! We LOVE Amber

Me, Brother, and Mom

Hope you all had a great Holiday Season,

AS FOR ME... I'm just really glad it's over!

The Christmas Spirit...

It may just be that I am an emotional WRECK these days and I cry about EVERYTHING, but I had to share something I have experienced that is so awesome and touching!


While working at THANKSGIVING POINT I have the opportunity to participate in the Holiday events and its really helped me be a little less of a ScRoOgE this year. My FaVoRiTe has been 'Holiday Lights'. People come, pay $7, and drive through the light display. SO, A few times a night we will get a group of people who pay for their car and the other part of their group in the car behind them, BUT occasionally someone will simply say "We are paying for us and the car behind us" and when the next car pulls up and are made aware of what the ToTaL sTrAnGeR in front of them has done... you truly see the SpIrIt of Christmas. HOW FUN! Not just for the FREE car, but for those of us that see the great example of giving.

Just a little lesson I learned this week... I hope we can all find a way to "pay for the car behind us", it really is the small things that make life big. Happy Holidays!

How Fun is MY Job!?!?!

THERE'S LIVE REINDEER!

How many people have reindeer and

Christmas Trees right outside their office door?AREN'T THEY SO CUTE!

And I get to work with the Grinch and Santa!

And to top it off I am surrounded by windows all day so I can just sit and watch it snow, and ignore the fact that my car my not make it home, EEK!

It's Like a BLOG WARMING PaRtY!!!

W E L C O M E

It may look the ExAcT sAmE,

but this is my new blog address!

http://COLEYP.blogspot.com/

I think this is going to be a good move for me,
I also have a new email address,

COLEP83@GMAIL.COM

so change your contacts & bookmarks!
Thanks, and LOVES!